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Artist // Student // Other
  • July 22
  • United States
  • Deviant for 8 years
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My Bio
You may not use, copy, trace or repost any of my work unless given permission by me. please, if you see possible art theft report and as always have a fantastic day -M

With that out of the way here's my personal goal, I really hope to someday reach at least 100 watchers. It means the world when someone favorites or shares my artwork, it drives me to get better and be more open.

Favourite TV Shows
Supernatural, Greys Anatomy, Lucifer, The Librarians, once upon a time
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Eurielle, Red, Panic at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Set It Off, linkin Park, Get Scared,
Favourite Games
Dragon age, Elder Scrolls
Other Interests
Love to rescue and help animals
Never drew mermaids until today...Huh I like the design
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Pft- It's my birthday and I woke up to confetti all over.
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Yay! Happy birthday! Wuff wuff!!
-This is a buckey.

-Dear god.

-There's more-

-No.
Move, cyclops, move! Agh! Who the f-AHHH-! Medic...
... And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Hahahah! Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license... Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there, ugh... Hah, berds. Now, most hearts wouldn't be able to withstand this voltage but I'm fairly certain yours-*splat*
What was noise?
The sound of progress, my friend. Hmm... perfect.
Kill me.
Later. Where was I? Here we go... heh, hahah. Hmmehehahah, HAHAHAH!
Hah... hah...
Oh, that looks good.
Should I be awake for this?
Uhh, well, no but as long as you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit? I can't... seem to...
AGH!
...Oh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back! ...no they don't...
*healing noises*
What happens now?
Now? Heh. Let's go practice medicine.~
*miraculous/tragic angel chorus*
Medic!
Oh yeah! *bonk*
Doctor! Are you sure this will work!?
Hahah! I have no idea! *uber noises*
YAHHHHH!!! AHAHAHAH, I AM BULLETPROOF!
*hahahah, vat a bloodbaz and glorious pile of corpses*

That looks good, very nice there.
Yeah, thanks doc! Ho, man, you would not BELIEVE how much this hurts!
*muffled dove coos*
Archimedes?
Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in base!
A red spy is in the base!? We need protect the briefcase!
Yo, little help here?
Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, uhm... 1! No...
Come on, come on!
INCOMING, EEYAHHHHH!!!
Hey! It's still here!
All right then.
Gentlemen... I see the briefcase is still safe?
Yeah it is! Safe and sound.
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No...? Then we still have a problem. (And a knife)
Ohohoh, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies before! They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you. Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building.
What are you, president of his fan club? Heh!
No, that would be your mother!
What the-?
Indeed, and now he's here to f*ck us! So listen closely, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Gimme that!
The spy has already breached our defenses.
*sap and bang*
You see what he's done to our colleagues!
*cut and stab*
And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
*crack and shimmer*
It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-*bang*
Woah woah woah!?
What? It was obvious. He was the red spy all along! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. See, red! No wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem.
Big problem. Alright, who's ready to find this red spy?
Right behind you.
*dead*

Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.~
"I fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me."
"No, no, I ain't talking about that freak, alright?... She's not here, is he? How do I get this f*cking thing off!?"
"One shudders to imagine what kind of inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...?"
AAAUGH!!!
I'M BURNING!
HELP...!
*do you believe in magic~*
Hey buddy look, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like... what is beauty, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems. For example: how am I gonna stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer is, use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.
Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' ol' number designed by me.
*gun*
Built by me.
*more gun*
And you best hope... not pointed at you.